David Blaine is a LOSER!!!

So, last night was the climax to the week long drama of Mr. Jack Ass in a fish bowl. "Drowned Alive". Surprise surprise he didn't make it. Who would have guessed??? Well, even though he was unable to hold his breath for the full nine minutes he did however not leave empty-handed.

Let's tell him what he's won, Vannah..

That's right, David you have won the gift that just keeps on giving... liver damage and let's not forget about the partial hand and foot paralysis.

So you see, it was worth it. Any longer and he may have won a Darwin Award for 2006. That would have made the parents' proud. You monumental moron!!!!!