10 Reasons why I don't like Allen

10 - He sends me stupid emails like the one above and thinks he's a freakin' riot
9 - He tried to kill us on July 4th, 2001 with his "fantastic" grilling skills
8 - He doesn't know how to pop start his 1964 Corvette and quite frankly that's sad
7 - The dog has more responsibilities in the household than Al
6 - He thinks that there are 4 feet in a yard (damn engineers)
5 - He only eats white trash vegetables
4 - Because he likes blended whiskey's - What the fuck is that about?
3 - He pukes way too much for a grown man.... more like a 2nd grade girl ( Wally you know what that's like; don't ya)
2 - Sometimes, when I look at him I have the uncontrollable urge to hurt him
1 - Do it, Do it, Do it

I'm out....