It's the Final Countdown

In appreciation of the upcoming homage to Hermann I thought I would do a Top 10 in Leno style....

Top 10 Reasons We go to Hermann

10 - Because Janie says I can
9 - I think they might be lesbians
8 - Officer, may I hold your gun?
9 - I've been stabbed
8 - I'm massaging my drinking boob
7 - I got your back Sister
6 - I've got Vodka in my eye
5 - F**&k the Amish
4 - Damn Chipmunks!
3 - That one hurt a little
2 - We gotta go, Sandy just got sick
1 - To be determined....