Mr. Gorbachev....

The priceless blog has been taken down and I would like to take this opportunity and apologize to two of the bestest friends a gal can have. I was wrong and I am sorry. I let others influence my actions and that was childish and just plain stupid. As this is my public apology, I would like others to "tear down" their blog and let's try and live peacefully with one another.

You're my boy, Wally!

Our good, great, fantastic friend Wally will be down in two weeks and we will be spending some quality time together. In homage of his visit I thought I would run down some of Steve's finer moments. (None of which will make any sense unless you know Steve... )

"I'm on my tricycle just pedalling & trying to keep up" (Drunk as a skunk)
"Damn chipmunks" (hungover)
"I am massaging my drinking boob" (hungover)
"F**k me running" (he had just spilled beer and chew on my carpet)
"It's hereditary" (drunk and trying to explain the bags under his eyes)
Dancing Queen (Steve trying to break the tension b4 Heather & I threw down in Hermann with two hookers)

I can't wait to see you buddy, we are going to have a blast....

Raytard

Alright, many of you know that I am addicted to the Food Network but I gotta get this out.... I cannot stand that ridiculous nitwit Rachael Ray! There, I said it and I don't care who knows.
How this woman ever got a television show, less four, is beyond me.

These are the top "Rachaelisms" that drive me to violence

• It is NOT EVOO. It is Extra Virgin Olive Oil (you stupid whore)
• Your recipes suck so spare us the "it smells so good already" comments
• I stopped saying words like "yummo" when I was five.
• I don't care that your skank ass finally got married. We picked up on it already so stop reminding us. The only reason he married your dumb ass was b/c you have millions! (PS - he is gay!)
• Here's a little tip: Try wearing clothes that fit you, or better yet try losing some weight you freakin' guppy-eyed heifer.
• Take voice lessons, I realize that you will never sing professionally with that god awful voice but it makes my dogs ears hurt (when I am unfortunate enough to turn on FN and you are on).

I have many more issues with this nitwit but not really interested in devoting any more time than I already have. If you, the happy reader, still want more "I hate Rachael" information please log onto http://community.livejournal.com/rachael_ray_sux/

It is fantastic!

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So, last night night marked the second week that we have been "remodeling" our 1/2 bath. To celebrate we decided to do happy hour with Rick, Pam and John. I had a blast and when we got home I even made up my own drink.. here is the recipe:
1 Shot (or more) of Citrus Vodka
1 Part ruby red Grapefuit juice
1 Part Diet Sprite

I am unsure as too the measurements but last night they were tasty, tasty, tasty! I have not decided on a name yet so if anyone has any suggestions please let me know.

Tonight, we are working on the bathroom (duh) and I am starting our project for next week, which entails pea gravel, cobblestone and two rocking chairs. I am super psyched.