Kids, the word today is...

Recently, I have noticed that a lot of my friends have started inventing their own words and after much consideration I decided to highlight some of my favorites.....


Uncleverly - The opposite of being clever. Ex: "I very uncleverly managed to gain 10 pounds after I quit smoking"

Unf*ck - Pretty much what you think it means. Ex: "Well unf*ck you than...." Pretty sure that this is meant as an insult but this made up word came from the same guy that invented uncleverly... so your guess is as good as mine.

Vindictful - I honestly think the gentleman who came up with this gem just misspoke and was trying to say vindictive... but what the hell. I'll lump him in with the other drunks that I know.

Emergencily - When you are in the midst of an emergency. When you are right up in the middle of the emergency. Ex: "It was an emergencily situation until the ambulance arrived"

I am proud of all these words and I try to use them as often as possible... I think every good American should try and do the same...

Booorrriiinnnggg

Not a whole lotta news down here in the Bluff City. We achieved nothing but chores this weekend and the only highlight was that I managed to get the Xmas shopping done! YEAH!!! Now all I have to do is get finished with the wrapping. I should be able to get that done this week.... if I put my mind to it. This Thursday we are going to Tunica for the evening (Drew has work stuff down there) and I am going to gamble my heart out or at least until my $25 is gone.

The only thing that is exciting right now is the countdown to Hermann... 17 more days. WooHoo!!

Peace Out

Confessions of a stalker

Recently, it has come to everyones attention (at least those who read my blog) that I have an unhealthy obsession with the greatest rocker of all time; The Man, The Myth, The Legend, Bob Seger. While working this afternoon and talking to my buddy Gary I decided that with the tools at hand I might be able to stalk Bob himself. After about 20 minutes I have discovered that I am not mentally capable of stalking anyone. Simply, b/c I am not that smart, my buddy Gary had to do the majority of the work, and I lost interest.

Missy, I know that this must hurt but we can't all be as great a stalker as you.

In other news I watched him on Leno last night and it was a good performance but the brother needs to get some work done on those once pearly whites. Nasty!!!!

It's the Final Countdown

In appreciation of the upcoming homage to Hermann I thought I would do a Top 10 in Leno style....

Top 10 Reasons We go to Hermann

10 - Because Janie says I can
9 - I think they might be lesbians
8 - Officer, may I hold your gun?
9 - I've been stabbed
8 - I'm massaging my drinking boob
7 - I got your back Sister
6 - I've got Vodka in my eye
5 - F**&k the Amish
4 - Damn Chipmunks!
3 - That one hurt a little
2 - We gotta go, Sandy just got sick
1 - To be determined....

Other Musings

So - I was checking on my blog today and I realized that in my latest entry I forgot to finish my tyrade(man-beast had me too worked up).

Unfortunately during the last entry I was in a foul mood and today I am in a good mood(yeah Missy, I am in a good mood, occasionally) So I really don't have anything negative to say.

In a few weeks we will be heading up to Hermann, MO for our annual fun- filled weekend of ridiculing each other and drinking way too much more than our 30-something year old bodies can handle. We have four new members(shout out to the new homies) to the group this year and they should have fun. If not, too bad, we'll get them so drunk they won't remember if they had a bad time or not. We once again have managed to take over the B&B for the weekend. But, I think that is a good thing, that way innocent people are not hurt or accosted during the night.

Annie keeps getting bigger and bigger Drew has now taken to calling her Girth and the sad thing is she responds to it. She is steadfast in her daily pursuit of kicking the ever-living hell out of Ozzie. Why that dog hangs around escapes me.

The new Bob Seger CD came out on Tuesday and I am super crazy happy about that. Tonight he will be appearring on the Jay Leno Tonight Show so I am DEFINATELY going to be watching that.

This weekend we are doing nothing except work around the house and being adults (that is never fun) so life is pretty dull but I like it that way.

Peace out Biatches and keep it real!!!!

Madonna is going to Hell and other musings

I realize that I have not posted in quite a while soooo ...

Madonna is going to hell - Apparently in his new "Confessions" concert Madonna has decided that the best way to alienate his Christian fan base was to, in fact, hold a mock crucifixion. Apparently a dutch priest, who was enraged by this blasphemy, decided to call in a fake bomb threat before one of his concerts. That is Fantastic!! While touring in Rome the Pope asked that he not perform this part of the act and he refused. You stupid, stupid man-beast if the Pope asks you not to do something you don't!

Part II - I decided I wasn't in that good of a mood and I am still pissed at that hermie man-beast. I cannot stand that man! He is such a pig I was looking at pictures that I could post and decided to google his name and come up with a horrific photo to add to the entry. Well guess what I have now seen enough of those fake boobies to last a lifetime. What a dirty whore! What I can't understand is the fact that he thinks he can still tour. If he falls down he might break a hip. Now, I realize by saying this, I am opening myself up to criticism due to the fact that I want Bob Seger to tour. But, let's face it kids, good old Bob doesn't jirate around the stage like a horny goat and make a fool out of himself like the hermie does. In short, I wish he would stay in London and write his crappy kids/porn books and leave America alone.